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Age:
27
Height: 6’0″
Weight: depends whether I’ve found any really great bread recipes lately
Hair: red
Eyes: green
Relationship status: married
Likelihood that anyone will find this interesting: 0%

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details
Tall, somewhat-awkward twentysomething design addict exhibits magpie-like hoarding tendencies and an uncanny ability to say precisely the wrong thing in uncomfortable situations. Enjoys cartoons, food, animals that aren’t food, rearranging furniture while husband is out of the house/sleeping, attempting to garden for about 6 weeks at the beginning of every summer, purchasing own weight in design magazines, revamping Goodwill clothes/furniture, the French word for “grapefruit,” appallingly bad movies, indie music, CB2, spelling n’ grammar, books where people fall in love and then something terrible happens and it looks like they won’t ever see each other again but then wait! everything turns out okay, Coke Zero, watching other people play interesting video games, Scrabble, midnight baking, fall, canceled television shows (see: Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies), DIY blogs, Harry Potter, rainy days in the summer, long coats, every color except Pepto-Bismol pink, vintage chairs, Wikipedia-hopping.

Dislikes Facebook oversharers, reality television, social injustice, loud upstairs neighbors, and many other trappings of modern life.

press
My work has been featured in:
St. Louis at Home September 2011 issue, “Great Goods” section
Such Cool Stuff: Celebrating Indie Artists
Scuttle: Handmade Cuteness
The New York Times Magazine
The Guardian
Reddit Front Page: #1 on June 1, 2011
Refinery29
Wild Olive
Coffee Cups and Crafts
Etsy’s Facebook page
Inside Columbia Magazine
Inside Columbia’s CEO
Inside Columbia’s Prime
Vox Magazine

If you run a blog or other publication and have been kind enough to feature me or my work, please drop me a line and I’ll put it here!